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Once upon a time...
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there was a princess
who made her people dream.
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That was Grandmother.
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And these are articles about her.
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And these...
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are articles about Mother.
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This...
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is the article about me.
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PRINCESS FALLS
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Why don't people consider me?
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Good question. Answer that, Chamberlain.
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Your Majesty, Highness,
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I don't read the tabloids,
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but it seems that today's
fairy tale princesses
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have been replaced
by starlets, show girls,
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and even squalid call girls.
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Letizia,
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I understand you,
I too would like to be famous,
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sign autographs, be on TV,
in Dancing with the Stars.
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Not me.
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All I want is to raise money for charity.
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Grandmother opened
four hospitals in Africa,
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mother, three schools, me...
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a shed with two veterinarians.
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No one knows me.
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Then marry Gherets.
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He loves you, he's the Prince of Belgium,
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then you'll get in all the papers.
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Not to infringe
on your matters of the heart, but...
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Dad, you just want to do business
with the King of Belgium.
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But there's no chemistry with Gherets.
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And he has giant ears.
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He does?
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I've never noticed them.
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Your gaze is as pure
as a Polynesian sea and deserves a gift.
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Thank you.
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This gadget is a "must".
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- A mirror?
- No, no.
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It's not just a simple mirror,
it's the i-Mirror.
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- The i-Mirror.
- Ask a question.
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- To whom?
- The mirror.
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How do I look?
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You're the fairest in the kingdom.
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And you can even change the language.
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- It works!
- Who sells this stuff?
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No one, I patented it, to make
a splash in the new economy.
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- Good.
- Thank you.
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- Do me a favor?
- Of course.
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I left my fan in the tower.
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Would you get it for me?
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I'd scale Mt. Everest for you.
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- Your Highness...
- My dear Gherets...
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Dad, have you thought about my problem?
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Of course!
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Get moving, Anastasio,
hurry and make her famous.
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After reading hundreds
of magazines, I'm certain.
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There is only one way to put a princess
on the front page today:
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the so-called
Beauty and the Beast strategy.
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Princess Letizia has to fall in love
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with a poor, ignorant,
coarse and vulgar man.
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His Majesty opposes it and kicks him out.
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The princess replies
that love is more than lineage,
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there's a clash at court, gossip
in Europe and around the world.
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Result: months of cover stories
on the marriage
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between the princess and the pauper.
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What?
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Marriage with the pauper?
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Are you sure?
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Yes, my dear, before the ceremony
we send the groom a call girl,
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we photograph them,
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princess betrayed, marriage
canceled, more cover stories.
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Now Your Highness is famous
and every charity action makes news.
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What do you say?
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Call girls?
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I'll do it, just one problem...
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Where do I find a pauper?
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They're around.
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I've already interviewed him.
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I did some research.
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Lights, please!
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The most ramshackle country in the Union,
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its most romantic but difficult city,
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the poorest neighborhood,
its most wretched inhabitant,
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and here is our gem: Antonio De Biase.
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Hey, my name's Antonio,
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I was fired three years ago.
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I went to my girlfriend and said:
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"Lovey, my darling,
my life, my heart, I lost my job."
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She said: "And your girlfriend too.
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If money can't buy happiness,
imagine poverty!"
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Son-of-a gun, Ciro!
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When I need money, I'm a guinea pig.
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You know when it says "clinically tested"?
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That's me, the tested!
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I eat medicine
and then tell about the side effects.
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Bro, yo, yo...
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I got side effects right now.
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I say they should split by category,
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I mean, experiment man-man, mouse-mouse.
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Instead they even get mice, that's wrong,
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because if the mice get sick,
who do they get, a kangaroo?
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And if they experiment on kangaroos,
who do they get, a walrus?
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And if they experiment on walruses,
do they get a dragonfly?
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Bro, yo, yo...
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Big bro, how's it going?
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I should go down there?
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No, we'll bring him here,
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we hospitalize him
and test a new medicine.
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Someone like that,
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when he's not a guinea pig,
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how does he get by?
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Serene Highness, how does he get by?
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Mooching!
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TODAY'S OPENINGS:
PIZZA, ICE CREAM, WINE
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{\an8}METER MAID
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Hello, ma'am, remember me?
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I'm the espresso machine technician,
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I came to check why it wasn't working.
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If you like,
I'll taste the espresso for free,
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just to be nice, to see if it still works.
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You've never liked the theater.
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You've never come
to the country with me--
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Great, it's good.
My compliments, thank you!
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Stop!
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Wait, a lady's crossing!
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Without a "crosser-walk" it's a tragedy!
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Cool it, bro!
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Thank you, Antonio, for helping me
across the street every morning.
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I'm such a bother.
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No, I do it for "humanism".
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Hold on. There's my bus, I'll get a lift.
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- Who are you?
- A relative.
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Jeez, look at him!
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Just look at uncle!
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You make me so mad, Uncle.
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Two things were your ruin: women and wine.
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He's always drinking, he's gotta lay off.
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You gotta lay off, Uncle,
I say it from the heart.
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I don't give a damn about his properties.
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I want him to be well.
Don't care about his properties.
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The road's closed here, go straight on.
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- Who is this guy?
- Come on, Uncle.
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Not the first, the second.
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Ok, perfect, thanks.
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Hey, what about your uncle?
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If he's gotta die, he's gotta die.
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Jessica!
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Let's turn this off,
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it's a bomb to the brain, calm down.
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No one understands me.
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No one understands me!
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Cousin, snap out of it!
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How?
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There were two things in my life:
Manuel and tap dancing.
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Then the miracle: Gloria Cecchi
put Manuel and me in the musical.
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The last dancers.
A minute and ten seconds on stage.
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I'm at the height of success,
I sell fruit tap-dancing...
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and what happens?
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You catch Manuel in bed with Gloria
and get kicked out of the show.
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And you say snap out of it, but how?
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- No red grapes?
- Wrong season.
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- Concord grapes?
- Next week.
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You're so sharp,
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as a kid you knew everything about fruit.
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Anjou pears, Fuji apples...
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You invented home-delivered fruit.
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Go back to your old life.
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What were you doing now?
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Rehearsing with Manuel.
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- Then?
- Making love with Manuel.
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Other stuff?
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I washed and ironed Manuel's shirts.
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I can help you there!
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Take my T-shirts and shirts.
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Iron the shirt collars high,
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that's how Manuel wore them.
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You can't go on like this,
you're a broken record!
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Can't live by mooching anymore.
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You complain? You hire out
as a guinea pig, you're lucky.
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Lucky? They call you twice a year.
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At least, you've got a business mentality.
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But loose cigarettes are tough,
the problem's the assortment.
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We're scarce on lights
and menthols are nowhere around.
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And where do you mooch cigars?
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A clinic called me,
we'll see what happens.
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The situation's serious, bro, yo...
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{\an8}PRINCIPALITY
KURHAUS CLINIC
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Our tests in this clinic can
sometimes cause slight side effects,
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like distortion of vision or memory loss.
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In mice, this medicine caused
articulation narcolepsy.
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Relax.
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It only means
your arms and legs get numb.
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To revive them just do this.
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But I'm sure this won't happen
in human beings. Pill time!
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Let's do this.
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Say I want to meet him and bring him here.
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Princess, he's not
the masseur or the pedicurist.
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You have to simulate the spark of love,
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Isn't it best to run into him by chance?
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The princess!
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Ain't got eyes, bro?
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Plan B: random clash.
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Jessica, I found a scarf.
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It's awesome!
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And you say I never give you
presents, you'll flip.
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Highness!
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Plan C.
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Infallible!
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Grab the dog!
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Nero XVI, behave!
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Come here. Doghouse seven, no supper!
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I'm sorry, I'm mortified.
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Distressed.
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Appalled.
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- Is that your dog?
- Yes.
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I didn't want to attack him,
I might have hurt him.
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Sir, may I offer you ice cream,
as an apology?
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You don't have to be so formal.
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I have stomach cramps, I need to walk.
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Test subject?
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Wonderful, you do it for humanity?
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No, for 700 euro.
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You're a sincere man.
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A sincere man is a rarity.
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What's your job?
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I'm a noble.
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What's your schedule?
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When a person is a noble,
she's that forever.
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Non-stop?
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No breaks? You catch a bite as you work!
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I'll explain.
What you see here is a kingdom.
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And I'm the princess, the king's daughter.
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And that's my castle.
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You own a castle?
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You must be filthy rich!
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Wow! You own a castle,
you're a beautiful girl...
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So, why are you talkin' to me?
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Why am I talking to you?
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It's obvious, because you're...
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so deep...
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and acute.
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And intelligent.
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You know me to a T!
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When you're pro-positive,
in moments of "optimilazation",
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you hope you'll hook a girl
that likes you...
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But not at your level,
so noble, superior to nobles.
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You're actually "extra noble".
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I was thinking a more basic type,
maybe more bubbly.
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No...
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actually it seems my type is...
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someone like you.
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You're sure, or are you kiddin'?
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Is this a joke?
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You're a guinea pig, own up.
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Look.
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- What is it?
- My passport.
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This never happens,
even your picture's beautiful.
260
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,599
A compliment...
261
00:19:03,641 --> 00:19:07,392
"Profession: princess."
262
00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:13,807
Merci, mon tresor.
263
00:19:13,808 --> 00:19:15,682
I've got...
264
00:19:15,683 --> 00:19:18,140
It had expired, you did me a favor.
265
00:19:18,142 --> 00:19:19,184
Thank you.
266
00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:26,267
If you like, I'll throw your purse, shoes...
267
00:19:29,808 --> 00:19:31,350
You're irresistible.
268
00:19:33,642 --> 00:19:35,058
I have to go,
269
00:19:35,058 --> 00:19:37,057
but I will run into you again.
270
00:19:37,058 --> 00:19:38,640
I hope not "run over"!
271
00:19:38,642 --> 00:19:40,349
Just a quip...
272
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:42,974
Right.
273
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:44,975
Bye.
274
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,391
Even for coffee, no problem!
275
00:19:53,641 --> 00:19:55,974
If I can get it, I will!
276
00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:03,308
Ok, good-bye.
277
00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:13,892
I am Jesus.
278
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,641
I am Jesus!
279
00:20:19,642 --> 00:20:21,724
De Biase, you're next.
280
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:24,057
Call me Antonio, it's like home here.
281
00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:25,974
I am Jesus.
282
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,767
I took bread and multiplied it.
283
00:20:29,475 --> 00:20:32,475
I took a fish and multiplied it.
284
00:20:32,892 --> 00:20:34,516
You're good at multiplying?
285
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:40,264
Here's 20 euro, squeeze another one out.
286
00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:43,141
It's your turn. He is with you?
287
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,559
And with your Spirit.
288
00:20:48,225 --> 00:20:49,599
It must be fake.
289
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,974
- Please sit down.
- I have to ask you something.
290
00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:56,807
That medicine you gave me,
it gives hallucinations?
291
00:20:56,808 --> 00:20:59,391
No, none of the mice had any.
292
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,767
Then I really was with Princess Letizia.
293
00:21:06,142 --> 00:21:08,225
The king's daughter?
294
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:12,099
She says I'm her type,
295
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,600
that I'm acute...
296
00:21:15,183 --> 00:21:16,682
deep...
297
00:21:16,683 --> 00:21:18,932
and really intelligent!
298
00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:21,724
Suspend testing, the medicine's lethal.
299
00:21:21,725 --> 00:21:24,891
Notify the WHO
and pump his stomach, fast!
300
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:27,434
I knew it! Hey, easy man!
301
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:40,932
I'm the court chamberlain.
The princess invites you to dinner.
302
00:21:42,183 --> 00:21:43,932
Go away, you're a hallucination!
303
00:21:43,933 --> 00:21:46,474
No, I must insist, I'm the chamberlain.
304
00:21:46,475 --> 00:21:49,182
First the princess, then champagne.
305
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:51,808
- Now I'll see the Madonna!
- The Madonna?
306
00:21:52,225 --> 00:21:54,474
No, I'm the champagne. The chamberlain!
307
00:21:55,475 --> 00:21:57,056
Please, get in.
308
00:21:57,057 --> 00:21:58,183
It's all fake.
309
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:01,016
This doesn't exist, you don't exist.
310
00:22:01,017 --> 00:22:04,267
What are you doing? Please, get in.
311
00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:06,309
Please...
312
00:22:13,808 --> 00:22:16,849
This medicine's a bombshell,
it'll go like hotcakes!
313
00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:20,225
Where are you going? Stay still. Let's go!
314
00:22:23,017 --> 00:22:24,559
Good evening, Countess.
315
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,641
They put a tube up my nose...
316
00:22:34,557 --> 00:22:37,681
that went all the way to my stomach.
317
00:22:37,682 --> 00:22:40,307
Then they pumped me with water and salt.
318
00:22:41,099 --> 00:22:45,391
I felt my food come up and out my ears.
319
00:22:45,392 --> 00:22:46,807
Can I be truthful?
320
00:22:46,807 --> 00:22:49,640
It was my own organic stuff
and it made me sick.
321
00:22:49,642 --> 00:22:50,974
Imagine that.
322
00:22:51,725 --> 00:22:52,767
Aren't you eating?
323
00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:57,183
Your story is so intriguing...
324
00:22:58,433 --> 00:23:01,433
Princess, would you like
a little Beethoven?
325
00:23:02,017 --> 00:23:06,098
Very little, or we'll get too full.
326
00:23:06,099 --> 00:23:09,432
But, for starters,
327
00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:14,224
bring some nice pizza bread
with prosciutto
328
00:23:14,225 --> 00:23:19,391
and lots of fried things:
rice balls, doughnuts
329
00:23:19,641 --> 00:23:22,141
and some olives from Tuscany.
330
00:23:22,142 --> 00:23:23,641
From Ascoli.
331
00:23:23,642 --> 00:23:27,182
You eat those yourself,
I want the Tuscany ones.
332
00:23:27,182 --> 00:23:28,350
Do you eat fried food?
333
00:23:29,807 --> 00:23:32,808
When you see it, you'll eat it.
334
00:23:34,142 --> 00:23:37,725
Well, we'll serve
the escargot first, all right?
335
00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:44,224
If they got here before us,
serve them first,
336
00:23:44,225 --> 00:23:47,808
but don't keep us waiting
or we won't eat at all, right?
337
00:23:48,475 --> 00:23:51,807
Anyway, we have a reservation,
it says "princess",
338
00:23:51,808 --> 00:23:54,558
in the book of the Reserves.
339
00:23:55,057 --> 00:23:56,308
Fine.
340
00:23:57,225 --> 00:23:59,017
- Princess...
- Princess.
341
00:24:03,183 --> 00:24:04,640
- Hey, buddy!
- Yes?
342
00:24:04,642 --> 00:24:09,098
With the fried food, I'd like
a little ketchup, mayonnaise
343
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:12,515
and some barbecue sauce.
344
00:24:12,516 --> 00:24:14,849
Hey, bro, you're doing fine!
345
00:24:15,641 --> 00:24:17,849
- Bro, yo, yo...
- Yo?
346
00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:18,892
Bro!
347
00:24:21,891 --> 00:24:23,850
- Princess.
- Princess.
348
00:24:25,225 --> 00:24:27,892
- And who are you?
- The sommelier.
349
00:24:28,517 --> 00:24:30,349
- You know this guy?
- Yes.
350
00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:31,600
So, who is he?
351
00:24:32,517 --> 00:24:33,683
The sommelier.
352
00:24:33,683 --> 00:24:36,723
- And what does he do?
- I taste your wine.
353
00:24:36,724 --> 00:24:39,974
We pay for it and you drink it?
Is this a joke?
354
00:24:39,975 --> 00:24:43,808
And look at the price. Please, look at it.
355
00:24:44,142 --> 00:24:45,434
One thousand 950 euro?
356
00:24:46,099 --> 00:24:48,266
It's not the price, it's the date.
357
00:24:48,267 --> 00:24:49,642
And it's even expired!
358
00:24:50,183 --> 00:24:53,139
If you don't scram,
I'll tell your pa there.
359
00:24:53,141 --> 00:24:55,724
I don't like how you work,
one to zero for you.
360
00:24:56,475 --> 00:24:58,017
Go.
361
00:25:00,017 --> 00:25:03,225
Chew out that kid, his work's no good.
362
00:25:04,808 --> 00:25:05,932
Princess...
363
00:25:05,933 --> 00:25:08,349
I'm invisible to this guy.
364
00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:10,267
Princess, really...
365
00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:13,683
I mean...
366
00:25:14,142 --> 00:25:16,975
I'm sorry if I was like a hick...
367
00:25:19,642 --> 00:25:20,684
Don't worry.
368
00:25:22,807 --> 00:25:24,975
I really like your spontaneity.
369
00:25:26,017 --> 00:25:27,392
I'd spend another...
370
00:25:28,933 --> 00:25:31,557
thousand evenings like this.
371
00:25:31,558 --> 00:25:35,724
I'm the life of the party,
I make quips, tell jokes.
372
00:25:35,725 --> 00:25:38,557
When a guy's in the dumps,
I make him laugh.
373
00:25:38,558 --> 00:25:41,100
I don't like people to be down,
I like them up.
374
00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:44,559
You have a charm...
375
00:25:47,266 --> 00:25:49,348
Say it, in your own way.
376
00:25:49,349 --> 00:25:52,142
No problem, I'm ready for anything.
377
00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:53,892
It's mysterious.
378
00:25:55,349 --> 00:25:57,267
- I got the chills.
- It envelops you.
379
00:26:07,517 --> 00:26:08,934
Princess, maybe...
380
00:26:09,558 --> 00:26:13,015
your hand slipped and found mine.
381
00:26:13,017 --> 00:26:15,184
- Did you realize?
- Yes.
382
00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:17,850
You did it on purpose.
383
00:26:18,557 --> 00:26:19,891
Can I give you a kiss?
384
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,017
What, temporarily?
385
00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:27,058
Right in front of these ruins?
386
00:26:29,350 --> 00:26:30,558
Sure!
387
00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:33,017
Come get the flesh!
388
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,224
Princess...
389
00:26:43,058 --> 00:26:44,266
I'll hurt you bad!
390
00:26:47,017 --> 00:26:49,349
I'll make you see motorized kangaroos.
391
00:26:49,350 --> 00:26:50,557
The ones that go...
392
00:26:51,849 --> 00:26:53,142
The ones that go...
393
00:26:54,267 --> 00:26:56,100
A motorized kangaroo.
394
00:27:00,558 --> 00:27:02,600
Shall we order dessert?
395
00:27:03,892 --> 00:27:04,934
Hey, princess,
396
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,641
I'll stop your cardiac zone.
397
00:27:10,683 --> 00:27:13,015
Want dessert? I'll get it.
398
00:27:13,017 --> 00:27:14,808
So it'll be done.
399
00:27:16,475 --> 00:27:19,017
Hey, princess, remember the kangaroos.
400
00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:24,140
Mom, eat something.
401
00:27:24,808 --> 00:27:26,015
What's wrong?
402
00:27:30,932 --> 00:27:32,808
We should take her to the doctor.
403
00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:40,934
Here I am!
404
00:27:42,017 --> 00:27:43,475
What did you bring me?
405
00:27:46,725 --> 00:27:48,350
It must be a homemade pie!
406
00:27:49,517 --> 00:27:51,684
Ma'am, I'll unblock you.
407
00:27:54,225 --> 00:27:57,017
Push hard on the accelerator.
408
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,557
Ma'am, floor it!
409
00:28:00,558 --> 00:28:01,600
Accelerate!
410
00:28:15,808 --> 00:28:17,225
Fire!
411
00:28:29,433 --> 00:28:31,098
He's a scourge of God.
412
00:28:31,099 --> 00:28:34,307
He burned down
the kingdom's most antique chalet.
413
00:28:34,308 --> 00:28:37,808
I don't even want him as a fake boyfriend!
414
00:28:39,182 --> 00:28:41,099
But it works.
415
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:43,807
Tickets for the concert
are going like wildfire.
416
00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:46,808
Think of the charity I can do
after four months like this.
417
00:28:47,808 --> 00:28:52,058
After four months with that beast,
we'll need charity ourselves.
418
00:28:52,642 --> 00:28:54,350
Kick him out of the kingdom!
419
00:28:55,142 --> 00:28:57,390
See? You don't care about my dreams.
420
00:28:57,391 --> 00:28:58,850
You're only interested in...
421
00:29:00,350 --> 00:29:03,141
- Your "parties".
- How dare you!
422
00:29:04,017 --> 00:29:05,474
But I do.
423
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,600
It's my fault, I underestimated
that boy's devastation.
424
00:29:11,808 --> 00:29:14,682
He should make Letizia famous
without too much damage.
425
00:29:14,683 --> 00:29:15,975
I'll take care of it.
426
00:29:16,391 --> 00:29:18,975
And I'll transform the beast...
427
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,849
in, let's say...
428
00:29:21,475 --> 00:29:22,808
an unlikely prince.
429
00:29:24,017 --> 00:29:25,059
Ok.
430
00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:27,184
On one condition.
431
00:29:32,807 --> 00:29:35,932
That you start seeing Gherets.
432
00:29:36,850 --> 00:29:39,306
I don't say you have to fall in love,
433
00:29:39,307 --> 00:29:41,931
just spend a little time together,
434
00:29:41,932 --> 00:29:45,224
talk, get to know each other better.
435
00:29:45,225 --> 00:29:46,517
And then if it happens...
436
00:29:57,266 --> 00:29:59,599
Wow, Antonio, a princess!
437
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,765
Remember me when they make you a prince!
438
00:30:02,766 --> 00:30:06,599
Just one thing: make me
the Marquise of Spaccanapoli,
439
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,474
so Manuel will see what he lost.
440
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:14,016
Think they'll make me a prince?
You know what I did to Letizia?
441
00:30:14,017 --> 00:30:15,642
I am Jesus.
442
00:30:15,933 --> 00:30:19,225
- Gotta go, Jesus is coming.
- Jesus?
443
00:30:21,058 --> 00:30:23,599
You can't believe the VIPs he's with!
444
00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,265
Come here.
445
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:30,517
Come here, my dear.
446
00:30:34,058 --> 00:30:37,308
The Princess invites you to move to court.
447
00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:39,641
- No faking?
- What?
448
00:30:39,642 --> 00:30:42,184
I should come with you?
449
00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:44,100
Give me your bags.
450
00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:52,934
Do you have a change of underwear, sir?
451
00:30:55,683 --> 00:30:56,725
To the palace!
452
00:31:07,517 --> 00:31:10,058
You'll be in the guest house for now.
453
00:31:10,058 --> 00:31:12,140
You mean here?
454
00:31:12,142 --> 00:31:15,183
Before you can enter the castle
you need to learn bon-ton.
455
00:31:15,850 --> 00:31:17,765
Button?
456
00:31:17,766 --> 00:31:19,098
Proper manners.
457
00:31:19,099 --> 00:31:22,723
His Majesty wants his daughter's
boyfriend to respect etiquette.
458
00:31:22,724 --> 00:31:24,641
- What?
- Etiquette.
459
00:31:24,642 --> 00:31:26,266
- Before that.
- Respect.
460
00:31:26,267 --> 00:31:29,473
- You said "boyfriend".
- Yes, you're Letizia's boyfriend.
461
00:31:29,474 --> 00:31:32,974
- But you need etiquette.
- What's that, dude?
462
00:31:32,975 --> 00:31:34,266
A group of rules.
463
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:37,434
You can't say "dude".
We'll substitute it with "ooh-la".
464
00:31:38,267 --> 00:31:40,517
I don't understand, what's "ooh-la"?
465
00:31:40,808 --> 00:31:44,848
I don't understand you either,
so I've hired a translator.
466
00:31:44,849 --> 00:31:46,474
Professor Ruotolo!
467
00:31:46,475 --> 00:31:47,599
Here.
468
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,516
- What's "dude" mean?
- It means boy.
469
00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:55,183
Good dude means good boy
and cutting out dude, let's go boys.
470
00:31:55,183 --> 00:31:57,056
- Fine.
- Thank you.
471
00:31:57,057 --> 00:31:58,765
What's "ooh-la"?
472
00:31:58,767 --> 00:32:01,723
"Ooh-la" is an expression of surprise
473
00:32:01,724 --> 00:32:03,806
that can translate to "Oh, my".
474
00:32:03,807 --> 00:32:06,890
If the surprise is greater,
"Oh, my goodness".
475
00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:09,557
If the surprise is excessive:
"My God Almighty"!
476
00:32:09,557 --> 00:32:11,057
- Fine.
- Thank you.
477
00:32:11,058 --> 00:32:14,641
I'd like to start with his look,
it's a tad vintage.
478
00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,516
What did he say?
479
00:32:17,517 --> 00:32:20,392
Learn to dress, you're a sight!
480
00:32:21,225 --> 00:32:22,724
- Look who's talking!
- Fine.
481
00:32:22,725 --> 00:32:24,516
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
482
00:32:24,517 --> 00:32:25,683
This way.
483
00:32:27,766 --> 00:32:31,933
The classic suit. Light shirt
and dark shoes. When is it worn?
484
00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:35,557
- To get a bank loan.
- No, a suit for tea.
485
00:32:35,558 --> 00:32:37,016
For me?
486
00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:40,015
No, for a tea break.
487
00:32:40,016 --> 00:32:43,600
Break dance, like this?
488
00:32:44,392 --> 00:32:45,434
Like it?
489
00:32:45,766 --> 00:32:46,808
Horrible.
490
00:32:47,183 --> 00:32:49,681
Easy, that's for a funeral.
491
00:32:49,682 --> 00:32:50,891
No, cocktail.
492
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,891
Cuddle?
493
00:32:52,892 --> 00:32:56,016
Cocktail,
when you meet for a drink.
494
00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,059
And this?
495
00:32:57,933 --> 00:33:00,015
- It's a smoking jacket.
- No, tuxedo.
496
00:33:00,017 --> 00:33:02,140
- And this?
- Tuxedo.
497
00:33:02,141 --> 00:33:04,141
No, you missed two out of two!
498
00:33:04,142 --> 00:33:05,598
I'm consistent.
499
00:33:05,599 --> 00:33:08,224
You're a stinker!
You make me talk like you.
500
00:33:08,225 --> 00:33:11,556
Can I ask a question, bro?
501
00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:14,765
Every time a guy has a drink
he's gotta change suits?
502
00:33:14,767 --> 00:33:19,309
To get a drink at night,
I go in pajamas or penguin suit?
503
00:33:20,017 --> 00:33:21,059
Ruotolo!
504
00:33:21,558 --> 00:33:24,432
He asked: "When I am
in the arms of Morpheus
505
00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:27,265
and feel the need to placate my thirst,
506
00:33:27,267 --> 00:33:31,016
may I quench my thirst in pajamas
or must I wear a tuxedo?"
507
00:33:31,017 --> 00:33:35,433
How often we've heard
the importance of being oneself...
508
00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:36,933
Not in your case.
509
00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:40,099
I just got one wrong...
510
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,599
- Let's go!
- What a weirdo!
511
00:33:43,267 --> 00:33:45,017
This has to go.
512
00:33:45,682 --> 00:33:48,057
It's not hair, it's a haystack!
513
00:33:48,892 --> 00:33:52,766
- I can see Letizia "zumtimes"?
- Not talking like that.
514
00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:54,766
I still have this tiny defect.
515
00:33:55,307 --> 00:33:58,015
Sometimes with an S
like the Salvation Army.
516
00:33:58,017 --> 00:34:02,267
- You're a good babber.
- Barber with an R like Rotary.
517
00:34:03,183 --> 00:34:04,681
- The R in "barber".
- Babber.
518
00:34:04,682 --> 00:34:06,473
- Say "barber".
- Babber please.
519
00:34:06,474 --> 00:34:08,349
Without please!
520
00:34:10,058 --> 00:34:12,308
Your school burned down
after first grade.
521
00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:15,225
- I want to die!
- And I'll come to your funeral.
522
00:34:16,891 --> 00:34:18,641
Have you learned etiquette?
523
00:34:18,642 --> 00:34:20,558
I'm great, I'm getting better.
524
00:34:21,391 --> 00:34:23,390
I can't wait to have you at court.
525
00:34:23,391 --> 00:34:25,891
I'm leaving, I have
an exhibition for Ethiopia.
526
00:34:25,892 --> 00:34:27,974
You know, world hunger...
527
00:34:27,975 --> 00:34:31,473
Food's good but not drink,
they'd be in a tough spot.
528
00:34:31,474 --> 00:34:36,473
Not knowing how to dress,
they have to undress, dress...
529
00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:37,558
I'm learning.
530
00:34:39,183 --> 00:34:40,975
All right, I'm going.
531
00:34:48,058 --> 00:34:49,808
You're hurtin' me!
532
00:34:50,516 --> 00:34:53,683
Every time I kiss the princess,
a photo comes out.
533
00:34:55,224 --> 00:34:57,265
You still have these frivolous curls?
534
00:34:57,266 --> 00:34:58,184
Cup.
535
00:34:59,308 --> 00:35:00,350
Cup!
536
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:06,058
Tea is taken sitting erect, legs together,
arms tight down and chin raised.
537
00:35:06,432 --> 00:35:10,765
Only after a car crash
I'd be in this position!
538
00:35:10,767 --> 00:35:11,849
Arms tight down!
539
00:35:12,225 --> 00:35:14,724
Pain therapy might be useful in your case.
540
00:35:20,182 --> 00:35:23,806
True friends come in bad times,
but especially in good times.
541
00:35:23,807 --> 00:35:25,181
Who are they?
542
00:35:25,182 --> 00:35:29,889
I found them in the garden,
they're Master Antonio's friends.
543
00:35:29,891 --> 00:35:31,099
What joy!
544
00:35:33,892 --> 00:35:37,182
I swear on my dead
cousin's body, I missed you.
545
00:35:37,182 --> 00:35:41,099
On my dead cousin's body and my father's,
I missed you even more.
546
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:45,223
On my dad's and mom's bodies,
I missed you too much.
547
00:35:45,224 --> 00:35:47,099
This is a family massacre!
548
00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:51,057
Speaking of family, let me introduce
my cousin Jessica Quagliarulo.
549
00:35:51,058 --> 00:35:53,600
- I mooched off her like crazy.
- Nice to meet you.
550
00:35:53,807 --> 00:35:56,808
No, the last time they swiped my bracelet.
551
00:35:56,974 --> 00:35:59,100
I'll say hello my way.
552
00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:02,640
I got your shirt dirty, I'm sorry.
553
00:36:02,641 --> 00:36:05,891
- What are you doing?
- Spit gets the stain right off.
554
00:36:05,892 --> 00:36:07,975
- Really?
- Just a second more.
555
00:36:08,349 --> 00:36:10,516
- Am I hurting you?
- Your heel!
556
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,641
I'm sorry, Mr. Champagne.
557
00:36:14,141 --> 00:36:15,808
Just a lot of talk...
558
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:18,849
And no drink, where's this champagne?
559
00:36:19,849 --> 00:36:21,517
Will you be staying long?
560
00:36:21,891 --> 00:36:22,933
Dudes...
561
00:36:30,183 --> 00:36:33,556
- Roses here! Hi, Champagne.
- Hello.
562
00:36:33,557 --> 00:36:35,390
We're outta shampoo.
563
00:36:35,392 --> 00:36:36,808
There's mail!
564
00:36:36,808 --> 00:36:39,933
What's the property tax on a castle?
565
00:36:40,307 --> 00:36:42,015
And gas and electricity bills?
566
00:36:42,017 --> 00:36:45,266
Preparing an estimate?
They're really organized here.
567
00:36:45,267 --> 00:36:47,809
- Coffee?
- No, thank you.
568
00:36:48,350 --> 00:36:49,724
Let's go study.
569
00:36:49,725 --> 00:36:52,350
- And you?
- I'll dress and come.
570
00:36:52,475 --> 00:36:54,767
Cover up and don't come.
Antonio, let's go!
571
00:36:55,183 --> 00:36:56,725
- Let's go, bro.
- More coffee?
572
00:36:56,933 --> 00:36:58,933
- Miss Quagliarulo...
- Yes.
573
00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:01,059
Hello.
574
00:37:01,725 --> 00:37:03,600
Goodbye, Champagne.
575
00:37:08,475 --> 00:37:11,849
My dear Antonio, you're making
your debut at court tonight,
576
00:37:11,850 --> 00:37:13,433
there's a charity concert.
577
00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:18,474
- Will Letizia be there?
- Of course!
578
00:37:18,475 --> 00:37:19,808
Ok then!
579
00:37:20,142 --> 00:37:23,600
But you must learn to greet
in a natural manner.
580
00:37:24,017 --> 00:37:26,933
- Look, they're beautiful!
- They're scary, who are they?
581
00:37:26,933 --> 00:37:27,975
What?
582
00:37:28,766 --> 00:37:31,308
The Ambassador, His Excellency,
583
00:37:31,308 --> 00:37:35,724
the Marquise of Drago,
Serene Highness, and the Countess.
584
00:37:35,725 --> 00:37:36,767
Say it!
585
00:37:37,850 --> 00:37:41,933
- And that's, what's he called...
- Never talk like that.
586
00:37:42,683 --> 00:37:43,725
Say it.
587
00:37:46,892 --> 00:37:48,974
- All these old fogies!
- What?
588
00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,141
This is the creme of the aristocracy.
589
00:37:51,475 --> 00:37:52,517
It's not the creme...
590
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:55,475
it's the cremation!
591
00:37:56,225 --> 00:38:00,015
Now greet them elegantly but discretely.
592
00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:02,184
And especially, naturally.
593
00:38:02,683 --> 00:38:03,975
Don't worry.
594
00:38:08,849 --> 00:38:10,767
Hiya, bro, great!
595
00:38:11,267 --> 00:38:12,309
Disgusting.
596
00:38:13,016 --> 00:38:15,142
Gimme five! Great!
597
00:38:53,975 --> 00:38:55,849
Count Borromeo is asleep.
598
00:38:55,850 --> 00:38:58,017
And you wake me up to tell me?
599
00:38:59,391 --> 00:39:02,767
Get some shut-eye, it's so comfy here.
600
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,517
Can't you hear?
601
00:39:23,349 --> 00:39:24,641
Sorry!
602
00:39:24,642 --> 00:39:27,933
When you're done, we're waiting outside.
603
00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:29,849
- Just you?
- No, all of us.
604
00:39:29,850 --> 00:39:31,933
Jessi too? Ok, see you later.
605
00:39:32,767 --> 00:39:33,809
Take it easy!
606
00:39:34,642 --> 00:39:35,684
That's enough!
607
00:39:38,058 --> 00:39:39,391
You're a hick.
608
00:39:41,057 --> 00:39:44,015
Ok, maestro, if it's time to talk, let's.
609
00:39:44,017 --> 00:39:47,224
You've busted our nuts to smithereens!
610
00:39:47,225 --> 00:39:49,974
This is true art, it's pure chamber music.
611
00:39:49,975 --> 00:39:53,891
Yeah, bed chamber, we're all snoozing.
612
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,974
This guy knows what I mean.
613
00:39:55,975 --> 00:39:59,765
Do something more modern,
like Peppino di Capri.
614
00:39:59,766 --> 00:40:01,849
Do you know "Champagne"?
615
00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:08,059
You don't even know "Champagne"
and you call yourself a maestro!
616
00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:12,349
You're not a maestro,
you're just a horn-tooter!
617
00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:14,224
When you gotta, you gotta.
618
00:40:14,225 --> 00:40:16,141
Sorry they woke you up.
619
00:40:16,142 --> 00:40:19,474
Maybe your dead granny had
winning Lotto numbers for you.
620
00:40:19,475 --> 00:40:20,640
Let me through.
621
00:40:20,641 --> 00:40:25,307
You are a boorish man,
I say this music is very youthful.
622
00:40:25,307 --> 00:40:27,432
- I'm telling you.
- Countess...
623
00:40:28,808 --> 00:40:35,140
you say "youthful", but on your ID
your birth date says "Battle of Waterloo"!
624
00:40:35,142 --> 00:40:37,392
It's written in Roman numerals.
625
00:40:38,225 --> 00:40:40,683
Where did you bring me, to the morgue?
626
00:40:43,267 --> 00:40:44,808
I'm sorry, Count.
627
00:40:44,808 --> 00:40:47,016
That boy is right.
628
00:40:47,308 --> 00:40:49,307
Someone finally said it.
629
00:41:04,891 --> 00:41:08,641
You are always elusive,
Countess D'Armagnac.
630
00:41:08,642 --> 00:41:09,725
Smack!
631
00:41:13,183 --> 00:41:15,057
How do you find this jacket?
632
00:41:15,058 --> 00:41:18,225
- I'd find it everywhere.
- Son-of-a-gun!
633
00:41:20,392 --> 00:41:21,684
The buffet!
634
00:41:22,225 --> 00:41:24,350
Let's not make a show of ourselves!
635
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:29,348
I'm losing a button,
darn the court seamstresses!
636
00:41:29,349 --> 00:41:31,808
Relax, Mr. Champagne, I'll fix it.
637
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,892
- What are you doing?
- Getting some thread.
638
00:41:38,933 --> 00:41:41,475
In a gala evening
something like this happens...
639
00:41:42,975 --> 00:41:44,017
Done.
640
00:41:44,933 --> 00:41:47,683
Miss Quagliarulo, this is a miracle!
641
00:41:48,267 --> 00:41:49,683
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
642
00:41:56,350 --> 00:41:59,475
Letizia, my love, I was looking
for you and your father.
643
00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:02,891
My father is with the Countess D'Armagnac.
644
00:42:02,892 --> 00:42:05,434
I can't bear her,
she's always on the make.
645
00:42:05,807 --> 00:42:09,015
I've just been supplied
with 500 i-Mirrors,
646
00:42:09,017 --> 00:42:13,558
so I thought I'd donate 499
to your needy peoples
647
00:42:13,558 --> 00:42:15,181
and, big surprise,
648
00:42:15,182 --> 00:42:18,600
I'll hide the last one in the castle
so you can hunt for it.
649
00:42:20,225 --> 00:42:21,517
I'm off.
650
00:42:24,517 --> 00:42:25,808
Fame works.
651
00:42:25,808 --> 00:42:28,557
The concert has raised
15,000 euro for charity,
652
00:42:28,558 --> 00:42:30,766
instead of the usual 250.
653
00:42:31,558 --> 00:42:32,849
Are you listening?
654
00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:34,473
I'm worried.
655
00:42:34,474 --> 00:42:36,932
He's too chatty.
656
00:42:36,933 --> 00:42:40,015
It's OK if an African gets my job,
657
00:42:40,017 --> 00:42:43,348
he's hard up and it's an act of humanity,
658
00:42:43,349 --> 00:42:47,850
but when mice steal your job,
that's an act of "mousanity".
659
00:42:48,267 --> 00:42:50,725
It's a question of logic. What's your job?
660
00:42:51,517 --> 00:42:52,808
I manage my accounts.
661
00:42:52,808 --> 00:42:55,599
You manage a count?
662
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,932
That's enough!
663
00:42:56,933 --> 00:43:00,391
You're an offense to savoir faire.
664
00:43:01,057 --> 00:43:03,308
I don't know any Mr. Faire.
665
00:43:04,767 --> 00:43:07,391
Princess, be ready for anything.
666
00:43:07,392 --> 00:43:10,474
I say hello to anyone I know, it's my way.
667
00:43:10,475 --> 00:43:12,142
Savoir faire...
668
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:15,225
is an order of good manners.
669
00:43:16,767 --> 00:43:18,266
You mustn't yell!
670
00:43:19,183 --> 00:43:21,600
And you mustn't eat with your hands!
671
00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:27,183
So, I can't put my finger
in the whipped cream,
672
00:43:27,183 --> 00:43:29,849
but people can spit at me?
673
00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:31,641
That's enough, you hick!
674
00:43:31,642 --> 00:43:34,308
You've offended my guests, get out!
675
00:43:34,308 --> 00:43:39,640
- Majesty...
- Get out!
676
00:43:39,642 --> 00:43:41,182
Majesty...
677
00:43:41,182 --> 00:43:45,140
Take it easy, bro,
we'll work this out between us.
678
00:43:45,142 --> 00:43:48,059
Dad, you can't throw him out.
679
00:43:49,350 --> 00:43:50,392
I...
680
00:43:54,017 --> 00:43:55,267
I love him.
681
00:44:02,308 --> 00:44:05,099
I don't want this troglodyte at court!
682
00:44:05,641 --> 00:44:08,017
If you throw him out,
I'll renounce the crown.
683
00:44:10,517 --> 00:44:13,308
What? Your mother's crown.
684
00:44:13,308 --> 00:44:15,850
Love counts much more
for me than the crown.
685
00:44:16,475 --> 00:44:19,516
- Antonio stays here.
- Then keep him in the garden!
686
00:44:19,517 --> 00:44:23,017
Chamberlain, he must never again
set foot in this castle!
687
00:44:24,225 --> 00:44:25,891
Can I say something?
688
00:44:25,892 --> 00:44:30,433
We haven't known each other long,
a friendship hasn't bloomed yet.
689
00:44:30,433 --> 00:44:33,807
A collaboration might come about,
knowing one another.
690
00:44:33,808 --> 00:44:37,682
I'll never collaborate with you!
691
00:44:37,683 --> 00:44:39,182
You disgust me!
692
00:44:39,183 --> 00:44:42,891
- Sire, it's all feigned.
- No, he disgusts me really!
693
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,766
This man will give me a stroke.
694
00:44:50,767 --> 00:44:51,974
I'll die of a stroke!
695
00:45:00,683 --> 00:45:02,141
It's just great here.
696
00:45:02,725 --> 00:45:04,058
Who's moving!
697
00:45:05,350 --> 00:45:08,098
Don't talk with your mouth full.
698
00:45:08,099 --> 00:45:09,975
Wait, when I finish...
699
00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:30,059
What's the matter?
700
00:45:34,141 --> 00:45:36,765
I was having a sandwich, I saw you and...
701
00:45:36,766 --> 00:45:40,432
wanted to say hello
and thank you for saying...
702
00:45:40,432 --> 00:45:43,015
you love me in front of your father.
703
00:45:43,516 --> 00:45:45,766
You could have said it just to me,
704
00:45:45,767 --> 00:45:50,059
but I understand
you're committed to your father...
705
00:45:50,433 --> 00:45:53,973
First your father, then your horse.
I never get to talk to you.
706
00:45:53,974 --> 00:45:56,892
Anyway, I wanted to say that after all...
707
00:45:58,308 --> 00:46:01,515
Since you're a woman and I'm a man,
708
00:46:01,517 --> 00:46:06,309
there's love,
it's strange there's no brood yet.
709
00:46:08,642 --> 00:46:11,017
We could go riding.
710
00:46:11,641 --> 00:46:13,266
Can you mount a horse?
711
00:46:14,475 --> 00:46:17,016
You'd better give it to me
already mounted.
712
00:46:17,017 --> 00:46:18,850
Can you ride horseback?
713
00:46:22,308 --> 00:46:26,433
Princess, maybe you "undervaluate".
714
00:46:27,266 --> 00:46:28,308
Please.
715
00:46:29,267 --> 00:46:30,309
Good boy!
716
00:46:37,100 --> 00:46:38,807
You're good with horses!
717
00:46:40,058 --> 00:46:41,766
Maybe...
718
00:46:42,183 --> 00:46:43,850
it was mounted wrong.
719
00:46:44,725 --> 00:46:48,182
- We lost the horse.
- But we found cherries.
720
00:46:48,725 --> 00:46:51,141
We lost a horse
and you think about cherries.
721
00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:54,348
They remind me
of when I started mooching.
722
00:46:54,349 --> 00:46:59,017
It's always moving to remember
the past, never forget that.
723
00:46:59,767 --> 00:47:01,099
Why are you barefoot?
724
00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:03,474
No, why are your boots still on?
725
00:47:03,475 --> 00:47:06,307
It's so nice to go barefoot on the grass.
726
00:47:06,308 --> 00:47:10,474
If I said go topless, you might
think I was making a pass...
727
00:47:10,475 --> 00:47:12,392
Take them off, go on!
728
00:47:13,558 --> 00:47:15,933
I'll come down,
let's be together a little.
729
00:47:16,350 --> 00:47:18,348
You miss me, I know you.
730
00:47:18,349 --> 00:47:19,891
Little cherry!
731
00:47:24,850 --> 00:47:27,058
I haven't done this
since my mom was alive.
732
00:47:28,558 --> 00:47:31,057
She planted these cherry trees.
733
00:47:31,058 --> 00:47:32,890
The people really loved her.
734
00:47:33,808 --> 00:47:36,057
But she never told me her secret.
735
00:47:36,725 --> 00:47:38,558
Maybe it was she went barefoot.
736
00:47:42,683 --> 00:47:43,725
Anyway...
737
00:47:44,642 --> 00:47:46,266
if I owned a tree,
738
00:47:46,267 --> 00:47:47,933
I'd make lots of jellies,
739
00:47:47,933 --> 00:47:52,140
because if you squeeze
the juice from the cherries,
740
00:47:52,142 --> 00:47:57,308
you get jelly
and you can make jelly buns.
741
00:47:57,308 --> 00:48:02,015
It's a good idea.
You could even open a shop.
742
00:48:02,017 --> 00:48:07,183
There's no bar around here
that can sell jelly buns,
743
00:48:07,183 --> 00:48:08,766
it's a brilliant idea.
744
00:48:09,391 --> 00:48:13,725
Put a sign on the castle: "Jelly Buns".
745
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,267
Princess, your horse.
746
00:48:23,350 --> 00:48:24,558
That's jelly!
747
00:48:47,517 --> 00:48:48,973
This is a fairy tale!
748
00:48:48,974 --> 00:48:51,350
She'll give up the crown for you, look.
749
00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:57,600
Jessica, stretch out here,
we have to talk to Antonio.
750
00:49:01,933 --> 00:49:04,433
- The princess is pretty.
- What's she like?
751
00:49:04,767 --> 00:49:06,349
The princess is a princess.
752
00:49:06,350 --> 00:49:09,057
At first they're all princesses,
753
00:49:09,058 --> 00:49:11,516
then when they do certain things,
they're a wow!
754
00:49:11,767 --> 00:49:13,808
- Where did you meet her?
- On Facebook?
755
00:49:13,808 --> 00:49:17,932
- Did she make a friend request?
- They've friends in common?
756
00:49:17,933 --> 00:49:21,141
- You know who tagged her?
- Peppe the stable boy.
757
00:49:25,058 --> 00:49:28,474
Guys, the princess
is something bourgeoisie.
758
00:49:28,475 --> 00:49:31,557
- Don't talk difficult.
- She's a different social status.
759
00:49:31,558 --> 00:49:32,764
She's a princess.
760
00:49:32,766 --> 00:49:35,933
She goes from being a princess,
to being a queen.
761
00:49:35,933 --> 00:49:37,932
- Automatically.
- No contest.
762
00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:40,975
Like when a dad leaves his job to his son.
763
00:49:44,642 --> 00:49:45,850
Damned lucky!
764
00:49:46,266 --> 00:49:47,434
What did you do?
765
00:49:48,683 --> 00:49:50,600
- Where did you take her?
- Your room?
766
00:49:51,058 --> 00:49:54,516
- A hotel? A bunk bed?
- A car with newspapers?
767
00:49:55,308 --> 00:49:58,974
We spent time in the garden...
768
00:49:58,975 --> 00:50:00,307
Papers around the tree?
769
00:50:02,267 --> 00:50:03,809
Maybe you don't get it.
770
00:50:04,142 --> 00:50:08,808
One little kiss
and we're in all the papers.
771
00:50:08,808 --> 00:50:12,016
If we did more, we'd end up in DVDs!
772
00:50:13,433 --> 00:50:15,266
Antonio, are you in love?
773
00:50:16,558 --> 00:50:17,933
Besides that,
774
00:50:18,267 --> 00:50:21,309
I think you can...
775
00:50:23,017 --> 00:50:25,724
you can love without making love.
776
00:50:25,725 --> 00:50:28,100
- He did nothing.
- You're a jackass!
777
00:50:29,474 --> 00:50:33,558
Take us to the castle
for our cigarette assortment.
778
00:50:34,267 --> 00:50:37,266
But, don't pull your usual stuff.
779
00:50:39,642 --> 00:50:41,266
- Promise?
- Promise.
780
00:50:41,267 --> 00:50:42,892
Let's get some sun first.
781
00:50:47,642 --> 00:50:49,474
It's my first time in here.
782
00:50:49,475 --> 00:50:53,350
- Are there any cigars?
- I don't know, it's my first time.
783
00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:55,267
What's this thing?
784
00:50:56,850 --> 00:50:59,307
Look in the mirror one at a time, please.
785
00:50:59,308 --> 00:51:01,515
One at a time please.
786
00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:04,099
- What is it, scales?
- Stop, don't touch anything.
787
00:51:04,100 --> 00:51:06,349
- Don't touch.
- No cigars here.
788
00:51:06,350 --> 00:51:09,224
- You getting a tan?
- No, just checking.
789
00:51:09,225 --> 00:51:13,266
Here! "Cigar". Boxes of cigars.
790
00:51:19,683 --> 00:51:23,308
I caught you, little owl!
791
00:51:35,975 --> 00:51:37,099
Was that the king?
792
00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:39,766
Dunno, who was looking at the guy?
793
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,266
- Looked like him.
- Let's go see.
794
00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:45,434
Don't!
795
00:51:49,850 --> 00:51:52,683
This is a government meeting!
796
00:51:53,307 --> 00:51:54,931
And you're governing great!
797
00:51:54,932 --> 00:51:58,807
I've had it, none of you
can come in the castle again!
798
00:51:58,808 --> 00:52:00,224
Guards!
799
00:52:00,225 --> 00:52:01,724
- Run!
- Easy to say!
800
00:52:16,307 --> 00:52:17,432
This castle's huge.
801
00:52:17,433 --> 00:52:20,224
It took an hour from entry to exit.
802
00:52:20,225 --> 00:52:22,808
- So, from castle to castle?
- One hour.
803
00:52:23,225 --> 00:52:24,267
What's this here?
804
00:52:26,392 --> 00:52:28,474
Gherets, turn on the air conditioner?
805
00:52:28,475 --> 00:52:30,848
There's the guy with the big ears.
806
00:52:30,849 --> 00:52:31,891
Gherets?
807
00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:36,225
For you I'd turn the stars on, one by one.
808
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,100
That ridiculous group
going around the castle...
809
00:52:44,725 --> 00:52:46,224
I found out...
810
00:52:46,225 --> 00:52:50,307
His cousin wants
to be in a musical, crazy!
811
00:52:50,308 --> 00:52:52,308
Have you seen the other two?
812
00:52:53,058 --> 00:52:55,516
The e-normous and the e-small.
813
00:53:03,141 --> 00:53:06,641
By the way,
that wretch you use to get famous,
814
00:53:06,642 --> 00:53:08,434
how much longer does he stay?
815
00:53:09,932 --> 00:53:13,557
The chamberlain says
as long as he makes news, so...
816
00:53:14,308 --> 00:53:15,599
About three months.
817
00:53:17,724 --> 00:53:21,308
I know it's all fake, but...
818
00:53:22,225 --> 00:53:23,516
I'm jealous.
819
00:53:24,683 --> 00:53:26,599
Of Antonio? Come on!
820
00:53:27,850 --> 00:53:29,766
We have nothing in common.
821
00:53:31,224 --> 00:53:33,058
His ignorance is stellar.
822
00:53:35,474 --> 00:53:37,600
He wanted to put a sign on the castle:
823
00:53:38,183 --> 00:53:40,225
"Jelly Buns".
824
00:53:44,642 --> 00:53:46,933
Are you sure
you won't fall in love with him?
825
00:53:49,474 --> 00:53:51,016
It's one of the few...
826
00:53:51,808 --> 00:53:53,266
things I'm sure of.
827
00:53:59,058 --> 00:54:03,557
Your eyes are like the moon
reflecting in the Pacific.
828
00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:06,600
Gherets, relax.
829
00:54:10,558 --> 00:54:12,516
Guys, it was obvious!
830
00:54:14,850 --> 00:54:16,683
You didn't understand?
831
00:54:17,308 --> 00:54:18,891
Well, did you?
832
00:54:24,767 --> 00:54:26,392
Anyway I'm just fine.
833
00:54:26,933 --> 00:54:28,891
- Stay cool.
- You're OK?
834
00:54:31,058 --> 00:54:32,100
Just fine.
835
00:54:40,599 --> 00:54:41,892
Just fine.
836
00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:15,142
I can't stand seeing you like this.
837
00:55:16,558 --> 00:55:19,391
And stop listening to"Indifferentemente."
838
00:55:21,392 --> 00:55:24,600
There's always a second chance, right?
839
00:55:32,475 --> 00:55:33,517
Answer.
840
00:55:41,933 --> 00:55:46,391
Sorry, is this 91457569?
841
00:55:47,517 --> 00:55:49,266
You didn't get one number right!
842
00:55:50,517 --> 00:55:54,016
What are we doing here? Why don't we go?
843
00:55:55,183 --> 00:55:57,515
When you want, you make it all work out.
844
00:55:57,517 --> 00:56:00,475
You showed us
we can live great without money.
845
00:56:01,807 --> 00:56:05,016
But without love too, that's overdoing it!
846
00:56:05,974 --> 00:56:07,933
You have to work hard for love.
847
00:56:08,433 --> 00:56:10,058
Besides, they're the wretches.
848
00:56:10,641 --> 00:56:11,724
Antonio...
849
00:56:12,642 --> 00:56:14,017
make them respect you.
850
00:56:17,517 --> 00:56:19,766
You did a terrible thing.
851
00:56:19,767 --> 00:56:21,933
- You mooched on feelings.
- What?
852
00:56:21,933 --> 00:56:26,349
If you'd said you needed
an unlikely prince, I'd have done it!
853
00:56:26,350 --> 00:56:28,891
- Let me explain...
- What's to explain?
854
00:56:29,391 --> 00:56:31,558
I'm telling the papers.
855
00:56:31,558 --> 00:56:35,598
That Letizia isn't a princess,
she's a witch, she exploited me.
856
00:56:35,599 --> 00:56:36,641
You'll ruin me.
857
00:56:37,642 --> 00:56:39,392
If you don't want me to ruin you...
858
00:56:40,267 --> 00:56:41,642
I ask just one thing.
859
00:56:43,183 --> 00:56:44,850
Help me make her fall in love.
860
00:56:46,225 --> 00:56:48,808
The way you are it's impossible. I tried.
861
00:56:49,724 --> 00:56:51,266
You have to work harder.
862
00:56:55,892 --> 00:56:57,350
Give me a hand.
863
00:56:58,267 --> 00:56:59,309
Give me a hand...
864
00:57:05,058 --> 00:57:09,140
- We usually walk like this...
- What are you saying? Stop!
865
00:57:09,142 --> 00:57:10,184
Stop!
866
00:57:10,850 --> 00:57:11,892
Lift your arms.
867
00:57:13,392 --> 00:57:15,266
Have you washed your underarms?
868
00:57:16,392 --> 00:57:17,434
Down.
869
00:57:18,849 --> 00:57:20,931
Whatever happens,
870
00:57:20,932 --> 00:57:24,475
the little ball must never drop.
871
00:57:26,558 --> 00:57:29,599
Everything can be done
with your arms at your sides.
872
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,057
- Howdy do, bro.
- No, you can't say that!
873
00:57:32,058 --> 00:57:33,474
You can jump...
874
00:57:34,350 --> 00:57:35,725
dance the twist...
875
00:57:36,225 --> 00:57:38,640
I'm familiar with singing and dancing.
876
00:57:38,641 --> 00:57:40,142
Shout after a goal...
877
00:57:43,433 --> 00:57:46,224
- Damn!
- These things are basic!
878
00:57:46,225 --> 00:57:48,892
They're basic, you're right.
879
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,600
Good, study, apply yourself.
880
00:58:07,017 --> 00:58:09,225
Sometimes, sometimes...
881
00:58:12,850 --> 00:58:14,433
Good, study.
882
00:58:15,933 --> 00:58:17,724
- Sometimes.
- Good!
883
00:58:27,850 --> 00:58:30,766
ETIQUETTE
884
00:59:14,433 --> 00:59:15,850
Do you like my attire?
885
00:59:16,892 --> 00:59:18,391
What does "attire" mean?
886
00:59:18,392 --> 00:59:20,142
It's your clothes.
887
00:59:21,766 --> 00:59:23,475
Count, hello!
888
00:59:24,017 --> 00:59:25,433
Do you like Ariosto?
889
00:59:25,892 --> 00:59:28,974
I love a roast with potatoes, Mr. Marquis.
890
00:59:28,975 --> 00:59:32,142
Taste is a matter of "up-onion".
891
00:59:33,933 --> 00:59:38,225
Exceptional improvement,
you have a bent for being aristocratic.
892
00:59:39,057 --> 00:59:42,766
Being aristocratic is easy,
just don't do a thing all day.
893
00:59:43,517 --> 00:59:45,058
Wise observation!
894
00:59:45,058 --> 00:59:49,473
The work of seduction can begin.
Do you know Jacques Prevert?
895
00:59:49,474 --> 00:59:51,891
- Who's he?
- A poet, Letizia adores him.
896
00:59:51,892 --> 00:59:54,475
Are you up to memorizing all his poetry?
897
00:59:54,933 --> 00:59:58,264
My memory's not so great.
How's your phosphorus?
898
00:59:58,266 --> 00:59:59,308
Fine...
899
01:00:00,475 --> 01:00:02,142
Antonio!
900
01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,766
- What is it?
- I'm not so worried now.
901
01:00:17,142 --> 01:00:19,015
I got pricked, there's blood.
902
01:00:19,016 --> 01:00:21,598
Good, that means you're human.
903
01:00:21,599 --> 01:00:22,807
Ready?
904
01:00:25,183 --> 01:00:27,558
Youth in love kiss standing up.
905
01:00:28,891 --> 01:00:30,766
Youth in love kiss standing out.
906
01:00:30,767 --> 01:00:32,725
No, standing up!
907
01:00:34,682 --> 01:00:36,683
Against the doors of the night.
908
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,474
Against the doors of the night.
909
01:00:42,516 --> 01:00:43,558
Is that you?
910
01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:46,517
Yes, it's me.
911
01:00:47,975 --> 01:00:49,099
What are you doing?
912
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:51,267
Nothing, you know, I didn't have...
913
01:00:52,142 --> 01:00:53,684
much "sleepfulness",
914
01:00:54,642 --> 01:00:57,558
so I said, "I'll sing
a couple of Neapolitan songs."
915
01:00:59,182 --> 01:01:00,558
That was Prevert.
916
01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,142
I know.
917
01:01:03,975 --> 01:01:05,432
Do you know Jacques like me?
918
01:01:06,808 --> 01:01:08,099
Hot diggity!
919
01:01:09,392 --> 01:01:11,433
I just love Prevert.
920
01:01:11,433 --> 01:01:12,723
You do?
921
01:01:12,724 --> 01:01:13,849
Wow!
922
01:01:14,642 --> 01:01:17,474
By heart, do you know...
923
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:19,642
Chanson?
924
01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,306
Sure, Chanson?
925
01:01:27,307 --> 01:01:29,890
You ask if I know Chanson?
926
01:01:31,432 --> 01:01:33,098
- Chanson!
- I can't find it!
927
01:01:33,099 --> 01:01:35,391
Hurry, if Dad comes, he'll get mad.
928
01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:38,391
Want to hear the version that's famous
929
01:01:38,392 --> 01:01:41,183
or the one on the Internet?
930
01:01:41,183 --> 01:01:42,640
There's only one.
931
01:01:42,642 --> 01:01:44,350
- Found it!
- Perfect.
932
01:01:45,683 --> 01:01:47,349
- "What day is it?"
- Thursday.
933
01:01:47,350 --> 01:01:49,392
That's the poem! "What day is it?"
934
01:01:49,892 --> 01:01:51,641
- What day is it?
- Thursday.
935
01:01:51,642 --> 01:01:53,432
Now you're doing it too!
936
01:01:53,432 --> 01:01:57,014
What day is it? It is everyday, my friend...
937
01:01:57,016 --> 01:01:58,515
It is everyday, my friend...
938
01:01:58,516 --> 01:02:00,474
It is an entire life, my love.
939
01:02:00,475 --> 01:02:02,140
It's an entire life, my love.
940
01:02:02,141 --> 01:02:06,474
We love, we live.
941
01:02:06,475 --> 01:02:08,391
We--damn!
942
01:02:09,808 --> 01:02:12,181
The roses are moving but there's no wind.
943
01:02:12,182 --> 01:02:15,682
No, it's a bad, ugly cat! Quiet!
944
01:02:16,392 --> 01:02:17,434
Shut up!
945
01:02:19,391 --> 01:02:21,224
I never kick cats,
946
01:02:21,225 --> 01:02:23,516
but when one interrupts a poem...
947
01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:25,515
Darn tooting!
948
01:02:25,517 --> 01:02:28,642
We love, we live.
949
01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:32,432
We love, we live...
950
01:02:44,142 --> 01:02:46,891
We don't know what life is, my love,
951
01:02:46,892 --> 01:02:49,016
and we don't know what days are...
952
01:02:50,724 --> 01:02:52,182
We don't know anything!
953
01:02:59,392 --> 01:03:01,640
A poet's suffering.
954
01:03:01,641 --> 01:03:02,934
I hear footsteps.
955
01:03:04,182 --> 01:03:05,224
I've had it!
956
01:03:06,766 --> 01:03:07,934
Chamberlain!
957
01:03:12,642 --> 01:03:14,850
False alarm. The poem?
958
01:03:20,225 --> 01:03:21,766
Still want Prevert?
959
01:03:21,767 --> 01:03:23,142
Jacques.
960
01:03:32,807 --> 01:03:35,058
There's a poem...
961
01:03:35,974 --> 01:03:39,933
that's very beautiful,
it's called "Indifferentemente."
962
01:03:41,058 --> 01:03:42,850
It goes like this, more or less...
963
01:03:46,183 --> 01:03:47,973
Do what you want to me,
964
01:03:47,974 --> 01:03:49,432
indifferently,
965
01:03:50,142 --> 01:03:52,599
I know I'm nothing for you.
966
01:03:53,350 --> 01:03:56,766
Give me this poison,
don't wait for tomorrow,
967
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,267
because, indifferently, if you kill me,
968
01:04:00,808 --> 01:04:02,183
I won't say a thing.
969
01:04:09,558 --> 01:04:10,683
It's beautiful.
970
01:04:12,058 --> 01:04:13,350
Why don't I know it?
971
01:04:14,642 --> 01:04:16,141
He wrote it after death.
972
01:04:17,475 --> 01:04:22,557
I mean, he wrote the rough draft,
then they copied it over.
973
01:04:22,558 --> 01:04:24,016
What a story, huh?
974
01:04:24,683 --> 01:04:28,099
So now I know
where you sleep, where you are.
975
01:04:29,141 --> 01:04:30,850
Maybe "zumtime"...
976
01:04:33,017 --> 01:04:34,517
Sometime,
977
01:04:35,558 --> 01:04:36,932
I'll come to say...
978
01:04:37,891 --> 01:04:38,974
good moon.
979
01:05:00,642 --> 01:05:01,808
Hi, Champagne!
980
01:05:02,974 --> 01:05:05,724
Hello, does the lady desire tea
981
01:05:05,725 --> 01:05:09,807
with light, delicate, whole grain cookies?
982
01:05:09,808 --> 01:05:11,016
Am I in the hospital?
983
01:05:13,225 --> 01:05:15,099
Today there's a delightful breeze.
984
01:05:15,100 --> 01:05:17,725
- No, spaghetti with clam sauce!
- Clam sauce?
985
01:05:19,892 --> 01:05:20,934
I see.
986
01:05:23,849 --> 01:05:25,266
- Champagne?
- Yes!
987
01:05:25,975 --> 01:05:29,767
I'd really rather have
pasta and beans with mixed pasta.
988
01:05:30,350 --> 01:05:32,099
I'll make some next time.
989
01:05:32,725 --> 01:05:33,767
Mixed pasta?
990
01:05:36,975 --> 01:05:38,725
Pasta and beans with mixed pasta...
991
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,432
- News from Letizia?
- She asked about you three times.
992
01:05:50,433 --> 01:05:53,599
She fired the librarian
for not finding "Indifferentemente."
993
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:55,849
- Next move?
- You have to disappear.
994
01:05:55,850 --> 01:05:58,099
One who has things at her beck and call
995
01:05:58,599 --> 01:06:02,100
can only love one who runs,
and suffering will do her good.
996
01:06:03,432 --> 01:06:04,974
- And you?
- What?
997
01:06:06,767 --> 01:06:07,809
Come on.
998
01:06:08,392 --> 01:06:09,434
Jessica!
999
01:06:10,557 --> 01:06:12,806
- I adore Miss Quagliarulo.
- I knew it!
1000
01:06:12,807 --> 01:06:17,099
Some brotherly advice:
what can you do in this outfit?
1001
01:06:17,100 --> 01:06:19,349
- You look like a twit.
- What?
1002
01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,640
- An oaf.
- Thank you.
1003
01:06:21,641 --> 01:06:23,933
I'd like to ask you...
1004
01:06:23,933 --> 01:06:26,807
when is the last time you made love?
1005
01:06:28,017 --> 01:06:29,059
In 1984.
1006
01:06:30,974 --> 01:06:32,974
- You're in a bad way!
- You think?
1007
01:06:34,933 --> 01:06:38,390
- Twenty-nine very long years.
- Of cobwebs!
1008
01:06:38,392 --> 01:06:40,099
What did you do to me?
1009
01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:44,767
That's called anti-aging.
Now the moustache goes and you're perfect!
1010
01:06:45,933 --> 01:06:46,975
Why?
1011
01:06:49,641 --> 01:06:51,058
Cry!
1012
01:06:51,058 --> 01:06:53,640
- Cry!
- But it's just a dead canary!
1013
01:06:53,642 --> 01:06:56,267
In Naples, even a canary is family.
1014
01:06:58,016 --> 01:06:59,392
It's a relative.
1015
01:07:00,057 --> 01:07:03,599
He shouldn't have done it!
1016
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,766
He looks like he's sleeping,
he was sweet as pie!
1017
01:07:06,767 --> 01:07:07,932
- Hankie.
- What?
1018
01:07:07,932 --> 01:07:09,891
- A hankie.
- Here.
1019
01:07:10,350 --> 01:07:13,224
- Good, tear your heart out!
- The canary died!
1020
01:07:15,433 --> 01:07:16,557
Keep it.
1021
01:07:16,558 --> 01:07:20,849
- Guys!
- Save me from this nightmare.
1022
01:07:20,850 --> 01:07:23,516
Now they'll teach you to say hello.
1023
01:07:24,350 --> 01:07:25,598
Come with us.
1024
01:07:25,599 --> 01:07:26,932
Come on!
1025
01:07:26,933 --> 01:07:28,641
Let's repeat.
1026
01:07:29,224 --> 01:07:34,225
Bro, lil' bro, big bro, my bro,
my pal, my best pal!
1027
01:07:35,641 --> 01:07:36,933
Go!
1028
01:07:36,933 --> 01:07:42,389
Bro, lil' bro, big bro, my bro,
my pal, my best pal,
1029
01:07:42,391 --> 01:07:45,767
brother and cousin of my pal's pal!
1030
01:07:46,183 --> 01:07:47,266
How was that?
1031
01:07:47,850 --> 01:07:50,557
Not bad. Did you study the insults?
1032
01:07:51,224 --> 01:07:53,849
Ok, then. Insult number four.
1033
01:07:55,891 --> 01:07:57,267
You're a dimwit!
1034
01:07:57,808 --> 01:07:59,891
And now I'll bite my tongue!
1035
01:08:01,141 --> 01:08:03,099
- Too much?
- No, good.
1036
01:08:04,017 --> 01:08:07,058
Just in case, if you want an explanation,
1037
01:08:07,058 --> 01:08:09,348
you need a special attitude
1038
01:08:09,349 --> 01:08:12,225
when you don't understand
very well, do this.
1039
01:08:12,683 --> 01:08:15,391
What's this stuff, bro? What is it?
1040
01:08:15,517 --> 01:08:17,683
Bro, yo, yo...
1041
01:08:20,891 --> 01:08:22,766
- It might come in handy.
- Good.
1042
01:08:22,767 --> 01:08:25,892
Love phrases?
If you like a woman, what do you say?
1043
01:08:28,475 --> 01:08:31,683
You're the woman
who has generated the most emotion...
1044
01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:34,641
That's what I know!
1045
01:08:34,642 --> 01:08:35,725
You gotta say, like...
1046
01:08:36,350 --> 01:08:37,392
My love!
1047
01:08:38,225 --> 01:08:41,058
- D'emblée?
- D'emblée, flambé, as you like.
1048
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:43,642
My love!
1049
01:08:47,267 --> 01:08:48,808
- You OK?
- Sort of...
1050
01:08:48,808 --> 01:08:51,391
"My lllove" with three Ls.
1051
01:08:51,808 --> 01:08:52,724
Mi lllove!
1052
01:08:53,017 --> 01:08:55,474
- Good!
- Promoted?
1053
01:08:55,475 --> 01:08:58,016
Considering
that the last time he made love,
1054
01:08:58,017 --> 01:09:00,432
Tutankhamun was 18,
1055
01:09:00,432 --> 01:09:01,891
he's promoted.
1056
01:09:18,808 --> 01:09:22,807
GOOD MOON
1057
01:10:07,724 --> 01:10:08,766
My love!
1058
01:10:12,017 --> 01:10:13,517
Champagne, is that you?
1059
01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:18,183
How about some macaroni omelet?
1060
01:10:18,599 --> 01:10:20,099
I shouldn't, I'm on a diet.
1061
01:10:21,350 --> 01:10:23,306
Maybe a tad. It's with bacon?
1062
01:10:23,307 --> 01:10:24,974
No, it's not with bacon.
1063
01:10:24,975 --> 01:10:27,558
Sausage with "friars".
1064
01:10:28,516 --> 01:10:30,934
- Whose friars?
- Friarielli.
1065
01:10:31,808 --> 01:10:33,640
Champagne, you're tempting me.
1066
01:10:36,349 --> 01:10:38,557
Who is it, lil' bro, big bro or my bro?
1067
01:10:38,558 --> 01:10:40,348
- Chamberlain!
- Sire!
1068
01:10:40,349 --> 01:10:42,266
What's happening to Letizia?
1069
01:10:42,267 --> 01:10:45,391
She's acting strange, always so pensive.
1070
01:10:45,392 --> 01:10:47,350
Tell me what's wrong with her.
1071
01:10:49,766 --> 01:10:51,266
I wouldn't know.
1072
01:10:51,267 --> 01:10:53,350
Perhaps problems with her charity?
1073
01:10:53,725 --> 01:10:57,224
I have a feeling, and I'm not often wrong.
1074
01:10:57,225 --> 01:11:00,892
She's falling in love with Gherets.
1075
01:11:02,349 --> 01:11:05,225
Majesty, your instinct is incredible.
1076
01:11:05,808 --> 01:11:06,932
I'll check.
1077
01:11:07,432 --> 01:11:08,556
Later.
1078
01:11:08,557 --> 01:11:13,515
I have Minister Chun Lai who must be
escorted to the service door.
1079
01:11:13,517 --> 01:11:15,266
- Come immediately!
- Coming.
1080
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:19,849
Pardon.
1081
01:11:19,850 --> 01:11:21,599
I have a diplomatic mission.
1082
01:11:24,892 --> 01:11:25,934
See you!
1083
01:11:34,349 --> 01:11:38,807
Come on, you can do everything
with spread elbows!
1084
01:11:38,808 --> 01:11:41,431
Days of study out the window.
1085
01:11:41,432 --> 01:11:43,473
You got her laughing and you left.
1086
01:11:43,474 --> 01:11:46,432
I couldn't keep the king waiting.
1087
01:11:46,433 --> 01:11:48,723
Ok, wait another 20 years!
1088
01:11:48,724 --> 01:11:51,349
When will you think of yourself?
1089
01:11:51,350 --> 01:11:53,767
Put your hands
in your pockets. Elbows wide!
1090
01:11:57,767 --> 01:12:00,974
- Let's have some.
- I'll get the cutlery.
1091
01:12:00,975 --> 01:12:03,182
Cutlery? We'll eat it like this.
1092
01:12:03,933 --> 01:12:06,141
Life is now. It's now or never.
1093
01:12:06,975 --> 01:12:08,432
Who gives a damn!
1094
01:12:11,392 --> 01:12:12,849
How are you eating?
1095
01:12:12,850 --> 01:12:14,183
That's not the way.
1096
01:12:14,807 --> 01:12:18,474
When you eat watermelon,
you gotta get drippy,
1097
01:12:18,475 --> 01:12:20,641
but without getting stained.
1098
01:12:20,642 --> 01:12:22,433
You gotta eat at 90.
1099
01:12:22,433 --> 01:12:24,099
- What?
- At 90 degrees.
1100
01:12:25,391 --> 01:12:27,933
Bend over a little,
1101
01:12:27,933 --> 01:12:29,683
stretch your arms out.
1102
01:12:30,349 --> 01:12:33,183
You can even move and eat like this.
1103
01:12:33,724 --> 01:12:37,350
This way you get drippy, but not stained.
1104
01:12:38,267 --> 01:12:42,267
The greatest melon eaters have scoliosis.
1105
01:12:42,683 --> 01:12:47,264
Besides, Jessica will never
love a guy who can't eat at 90.
1106
01:12:47,266 --> 01:12:49,224
- You're sure?
- Yeah!
1107
01:12:49,850 --> 01:12:52,600
And then, some advice.
1108
01:12:53,725 --> 01:12:55,849
Keep your Pinky finger up.
1109
01:12:55,850 --> 01:12:58,515
If you eat a sandwich
with sausage and broccoli,
1110
01:12:58,516 --> 01:12:59,974
keep your Pinky up,
1111
01:12:59,975 --> 01:13:04,015
so you can use it to pick
the broccoli from your teeth.
1112
01:13:04,016 --> 01:13:06,474
- Incredible!
- Goes without saying.
1113
01:13:06,475 --> 01:13:07,767
The old ways.
1114
01:13:12,475 --> 01:13:14,017
Why are you helping me?
1115
01:13:19,392 --> 01:13:21,767
I like to see people happy.
1116
01:13:24,225 --> 01:13:26,599
Especially if they're in a bad way.
1117
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:29,558
I'm sorry for what I thought about you.
1118
01:13:30,267 --> 01:13:32,934
You're better than so many
living at the castle.
1119
01:13:33,683 --> 01:13:35,265
What's all these feelings?
1120
01:13:36,058 --> 01:13:37,975
You're not poor like me?
1121
01:13:44,350 --> 01:13:45,682
My father was a laborer.
1122
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:47,849
My mother's unknown.
1123
01:13:47,850 --> 01:13:51,308
Don't ask for details, I didn't find out.
1124
01:13:52,017 --> 01:13:55,434
I knew we had something in common!
1125
01:14:00,308 --> 01:14:02,725
I'd like to help you for what I can.
1126
01:14:03,850 --> 01:14:06,142
- Are you jealous?
- No.
1127
01:14:06,975 --> 01:14:10,641
- We all need our own space.
- You'll be a cuckold!
1128
01:14:12,183 --> 01:14:14,682
Women like a little jealousy.
1129
01:14:14,683 --> 01:14:17,807
Your woman has to be untouchable,
not to be looked at.
1130
01:14:17,808 --> 01:14:19,266
She's has to be a hag?
1131
01:14:20,683 --> 01:14:23,140
I'll explain, all at once is hard.
1132
01:14:25,224 --> 01:14:28,516
Listen, these thing I said,
1133
01:14:28,517 --> 01:14:30,142
never tell them to anyone.
1134
01:14:31,516 --> 01:14:32,558
A secret.
1135
01:14:36,267 --> 01:14:37,434
Like we were friends?
1136
01:14:57,058 --> 01:14:58,308
Madame...
1137
01:14:59,433 --> 01:15:00,975
Insult number seven.
1138
01:15:01,558 --> 01:15:03,807
You're more dimwitted...
1139
01:15:04,433 --> 01:15:09,682
than your ma and your pa put together!
1140
01:15:09,683 --> 01:15:12,099
And now I'll bite my tongue!
1141
01:15:12,808 --> 01:15:14,515
What are you saying?
1142
01:15:14,517 --> 01:15:17,225
I'm nervous, it's our first date.
1143
01:15:23,975 --> 01:15:25,017
Wait.
1144
01:15:25,599 --> 01:15:28,807
What are you looking at?
Anyone ever tell you you're an idiot?
1145
01:15:29,558 --> 01:15:33,100
If they do, call me
and we'll beat him up together.
1146
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:34,892
Ice cream at 90?
1147
01:16:12,850 --> 01:16:17,016
Prevert, with his lyric longering says...
1148
01:16:17,017 --> 01:16:19,184
Damn you, hell!
1149
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,974
We say, "Damn you to hell!"
1150
01:16:21,975 --> 01:16:24,933
You're good! The word is "lingering".
1151
01:16:27,099 --> 01:16:30,808
Anyway, the insult goes like this:
"Damn you to hell."
1152
01:16:32,142 --> 01:16:33,724
It's a little bland.
1153
01:16:33,725 --> 01:16:37,058
It's not: "I'll now bite
my tongue, bro, yo, yo..."
1154
01:16:39,058 --> 01:16:41,975
You can give it more substance
and it becomes...
1155
01:16:44,849 --> 01:16:46,724
Quiet, dude,
1156
01:16:46,725 --> 01:16:47,849
or I can't say it.
1157
01:16:47,850 --> 01:16:49,141
I'm listening.
1158
01:16:49,142 --> 01:16:52,266
You can also say,
"Damn you to hell and back."
1159
01:16:52,267 --> 01:16:54,558
- Never say "die"!
- Never.
1160
01:16:54,558 --> 01:16:57,348
You can add the family.
1161
01:16:57,349 --> 01:16:59,932
Damn you and yours to hell and back
1162
01:16:59,933 --> 01:17:03,058
to those who don't raise their hands.
1163
01:17:07,142 --> 01:17:10,559
You don't need a translator anymore.
1164
01:17:11,558 --> 01:17:13,599
Ruotolo, you're fired!
1165
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:15,098
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
1166
01:17:15,099 --> 01:17:16,975
Look, Letizia has a crush.
1167
01:17:17,850 --> 01:17:19,517
But, if I were you...
1168
01:17:20,683 --> 01:17:21,725
I'd write...
1169
01:17:22,558 --> 01:17:24,600
something romantic, a finishing touch.
1170
01:17:25,642 --> 01:17:29,850
Your own words,
you don't need all these books.
1171
01:17:31,350 --> 01:17:33,683
I have something for you.
1172
01:17:36,475 --> 01:17:37,725
You're distracting me.
1173
01:17:38,392 --> 01:17:40,058
What a pain!
1174
01:17:41,141 --> 01:17:43,266
This is for Jessica, study it.
1175
01:17:43,267 --> 01:17:44,434
Even tonight.
1176
01:17:45,058 --> 01:17:47,100
It's a musical, listen to it.
1177
01:17:47,850 --> 01:17:49,933
I'm crazy about Miss Quagliarulo.
1178
01:17:50,933 --> 01:17:52,016
Crazy.
1179
01:17:53,392 --> 01:17:54,809
A thousand times crazy.
1180
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,808
Raindrops keep falling on my head
1181
01:18:31,808 --> 01:18:36,224
It was serene until two minutes ago
1182
01:18:37,225 --> 01:18:39,183
Then, who knows how
1183
01:18:40,432 --> 01:18:43,891
The sky started feeling like me
1184
01:18:45,225 --> 01:18:46,974
And I feel
1185
01:18:46,975 --> 01:18:49,683
Raindrops on my neck and on my hands
1186
01:18:51,267 --> 01:18:54,974
Tiny shivers making me feel
I don't know how
1187
01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:59,100
The sensation that
1188
01:18:59,808 --> 01:19:03,432
I'm naked among people who don't notice
1189
01:19:04,308 --> 01:19:06,265
They're crying
1190
01:19:06,267 --> 01:19:08,599
And in you
1191
01:19:10,225 --> 01:19:13,641
There's a storm
1192
01:19:13,642 --> 01:19:16,016
Making you feel bad
1193
01:19:16,017 --> 01:19:19,308
But you're free
1194
01:19:19,308 --> 01:19:22,308
And as you see you're still standing
1195
01:19:49,475 --> 01:19:53,683
Someone will dry me off
1196
01:20:01,975 --> 01:20:05,142
As soon as you're down,
don't move a muscle.
1197
01:20:39,350 --> 01:20:40,392
Good moon.
1198
01:20:43,432 --> 01:20:44,474
Where did you go?
1199
01:20:45,225 --> 01:20:47,892
I said, I'll drop in on Letizia and...
1200
01:20:49,557 --> 01:20:50,599
I did.
1201
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,642
You live here, but I never see you.
1202
01:20:58,142 --> 01:20:59,184
It's not that...
1203
01:21:01,683 --> 01:21:03,350
you've met some pretty Countess?
1204
01:21:08,432 --> 01:21:09,474
I don't like them.
1205
01:21:10,391 --> 01:21:11,433
They're fake.
1206
01:21:12,433 --> 01:21:13,475
Artificial.
1207
01:21:14,682 --> 01:21:15,724
Sugarcoated.
1208
01:21:20,392 --> 01:21:22,434
I like women who...
1209
01:21:25,683 --> 01:21:27,516
touch petals with their fingers,
1210
01:21:28,475 --> 01:21:29,558
who smile...
1211
01:21:30,975 --> 01:21:33,100
who put their hand to their throats.
1212
01:21:36,142 --> 01:21:37,184
And who...
1213
01:22:19,017 --> 01:22:20,059
We have to talk.
1214
01:22:21,725 --> 01:22:24,225
When a woman says that, I get worried.
1215
01:22:26,683 --> 01:22:27,766
Marrying Gherets?
1216
01:22:28,808 --> 01:22:30,058
No, that's not it.
1217
01:22:32,517 --> 01:22:33,684
Would you like to eat?
1218
01:22:34,849 --> 01:22:35,891
Help me out?
1219
01:22:37,891 --> 01:22:38,933
I'll make an omelet.
1220
01:22:42,975 --> 01:22:44,017
You...
1221
01:22:46,183 --> 01:22:47,265
Beat the eggs.
1222
01:22:49,432 --> 01:22:50,932
I'll cut the zucchini.
1223
01:22:50,933 --> 01:22:53,765
Or you can cut the zucchini
and I'll beat the eggs?
1224
01:22:53,767 --> 01:22:55,808
No, I'll beat the eggs.
1225
01:22:55,808 --> 01:22:56,850
Ok.
1226
01:23:09,141 --> 01:23:11,142
Maybe you'd better break them open.
1227
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,767
- Think so?
- I'd say...
1228
01:23:15,975 --> 01:23:17,350
Why don't we...
1229
01:23:17,892 --> 01:23:20,350
now that you're here, let's toast.
1230
01:23:20,641 --> 01:23:21,683
All right.
1231
01:23:28,767 --> 01:23:30,724
Me too, I discovered late
1232
01:23:30,725 --> 01:23:32,767
you need eggs to make an omelet.
1233
01:23:46,225 --> 01:23:48,933
Usually, after a toast there's a kiss.
1234
01:23:53,517 --> 01:23:54,559
Why should we?
1235
01:23:56,183 --> 01:23:57,725
There's no photographer.
1236
01:23:58,808 --> 01:23:59,850
What do you mean?
1237
01:24:01,392 --> 01:24:04,017
Every time we've kissed,
there's a photographer.
1238
01:24:04,683 --> 01:24:07,225
I know you need me for charity.
1239
01:24:10,350 --> 01:24:12,183
Because you have to become famous.
1240
01:24:20,558 --> 01:24:21,600
I'm sorry.
1241
01:24:24,517 --> 01:24:26,934
I'm ashamed, I was wrong, I know.
1242
01:24:32,642 --> 01:24:34,017
I was about to say it.
1243
01:24:35,767 --> 01:24:36,809
When?
1244
01:24:37,183 --> 01:24:38,600
It's been two months.
1245
01:24:40,017 --> 01:24:42,267
I don't want to be made fun of anymore.
1246
01:24:43,392 --> 01:24:44,559
Yes, but...
1247
01:24:47,308 --> 01:24:48,890
now I...
1248
01:24:48,892 --> 01:24:51,434
Now I could fall in love with you.
1249
01:24:52,850 --> 01:24:55,057
Now I could...
1250
01:24:55,058 --> 01:24:57,350
Stop this!
1251
01:24:58,100 --> 01:24:59,641
Why be like this?
1252
01:25:00,975 --> 01:25:02,975
- We're different.
- No, we aren't!
1253
01:25:04,807 --> 01:25:06,557
You've learned to be at court!
1254
01:25:06,558 --> 01:25:09,640
I learned your ways,
but you haven't learned mine.
1255
01:25:09,642 --> 01:25:12,642
If I asked you to live my life,
how would you take it?
1256
01:25:14,182 --> 01:25:17,016
Like that, don't say a word.
I understand everything.
1257
01:25:18,432 --> 01:25:19,474
We're different.
1258
01:25:20,808 --> 01:25:24,058
What an ugly word "different",
it means not to love.
1259
01:25:24,808 --> 01:25:26,808
It's love that makes us equals.
1260
01:25:27,100 --> 01:25:28,142
Right?
1261
01:25:29,807 --> 01:25:31,808
What a strange fate you all have.
1262
01:25:32,433 --> 01:25:33,850
You call yourselves regal,
1263
01:25:34,642 --> 01:25:36,725
yet you're so far from reality.
1264
01:26:22,267 --> 01:26:23,392
Antonio found out.
1265
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:26,642
I know.
1266
01:26:30,975 --> 01:26:32,307
We failed.
1267
01:26:33,475 --> 01:26:36,225
I had to change him, but he changed me.
1268
01:26:44,558 --> 01:26:45,600
Wait.
1269
01:26:49,517 --> 01:26:50,767
This is from Antonio.
1270
01:27:07,392 --> 01:27:11,391
Love is that instant
that can't wait even a second,
1271
01:27:11,392 --> 01:27:15,141
that chases the minutes, even sixty times
1272
01:27:15,142 --> 01:27:17,309
until the time comes to see you.
1273
01:27:18,308 --> 01:27:20,432
Love is that silver knot
1274
01:27:20,433 --> 01:27:23,600
that ties eyes to heart, insolubly.
1275
01:27:24,391 --> 01:27:27,808
Everything the heart looks at,
is seen through the eyes
1276
01:27:27,808 --> 01:27:31,640
and everything the eyes see,
is looked at by the heart.
1277
01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:34,766
And now that I know all these things,
1278
01:27:35,183 --> 01:27:37,266
protect me, defend me.
1279
01:27:38,392 --> 01:27:39,974
I want to trust you.
1280
01:27:40,475 --> 01:27:41,975
One more time,
1281
01:27:42,642 --> 01:27:43,684
my love.
1282
01:29:52,975 --> 01:29:54,307
Bro!
1283
01:29:54,308 --> 01:29:57,140
See who's there? The prince!
1284
01:29:57,142 --> 01:30:00,184
- The prince? Shut up!
- You shut up!
1285
01:30:01,017 --> 01:30:02,682
It's really beautiful.
1286
01:30:02,682 --> 01:30:06,015
I'm glad you came to the opening,
but I gotta go now.
1287
01:30:06,017 --> 01:30:08,183
I decided to change my life, Antonio.
1288
01:30:08,183 --> 01:30:12,181
Since we got back
from the castle, new life, diet...
1289
01:30:12,182 --> 01:30:15,140
The dietitian said
100 grams at most, that's 150.
1290
01:30:15,142 --> 01:30:17,099
Come on, just 50 grams more!
1291
01:30:17,100 --> 01:30:19,349
Either you're on a diet or you aren't.
1292
01:30:20,391 --> 01:30:21,767
Now it's 100 grams.
1293
01:30:22,267 --> 01:30:25,183
You know what I can do to lose weight?
1294
01:30:25,183 --> 01:30:27,640
Bring a nice gym into the house.
1295
01:30:27,642 --> 01:30:31,766
Ciro, to lose weight,
don't bring in a gym.
1296
01:30:31,767 --> 01:30:34,349
- Take out the kitchen.
- Listen...
1297
01:30:34,350 --> 01:30:37,432
- Can we take a nice photo of us?
- Go ahead!
1298
01:30:37,433 --> 01:30:39,974
- What?
- I told you, he's not the prince.
1299
01:30:39,975 --> 01:30:43,807
- Want one of me?
- How? You won't fit in here!
1300
01:30:43,808 --> 01:30:46,514
You never do what I say!
1301
01:30:46,516 --> 01:30:48,434
Never, never...
1302
01:30:49,142 --> 01:30:50,184
Remember me?
1303
01:30:51,058 --> 01:30:55,350
I'm the coffee machine technician.
I came here last month.
1304
01:30:56,475 --> 01:30:58,015
I was passing by and said,
1305
01:30:58,016 --> 01:31:01,392
"I'll taste the coffee",
but won't take a cent.
1306
01:31:01,975 --> 01:31:04,307
Technician?
The technician's right in there.
1307
01:31:09,474 --> 01:31:11,432
I have an exclusive in this area.
1308
01:31:12,474 --> 01:31:15,475
Who cares? The technician's already here.
1309
01:31:23,850 --> 01:31:24,933
Colleague...
1310
01:31:47,267 --> 01:31:48,892
Where should I take you?
1311
01:31:52,308 --> 01:31:53,350
But I...
1312
01:31:56,100 --> 01:31:58,474
also have a license to taste chocolates.
1313
01:32:01,267 --> 01:32:04,724
To taste the best chocolate
in Naples, come with me.
1314
01:32:13,683 --> 01:32:17,139
This mortgage is perfect
for your two-room apartment.
1315
01:32:17,141 --> 01:32:20,348
Fine, thank you, you've been very clear.
1316
01:32:20,349 --> 01:32:23,517
May I offer a chocolate?
The chocolatier is excellent.
1317
01:32:30,933 --> 01:32:31,975
Thank you.
1318
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:37,015
I don't believe you want to live like me.
1319
01:32:37,016 --> 01:32:40,267
Months learning to mooch
and you still don't believe me?
1320
01:32:42,683 --> 01:32:45,140
I want to spend all my days with you.
1321
01:32:45,142 --> 01:32:47,809
All of them, every moment.
1322
01:32:48,558 --> 01:32:50,724
I want to share my breath with you.
1323
01:32:50,725 --> 01:32:52,641
I want to love you forever too.
1324
01:32:53,433 --> 01:32:57,349
But the hard thing is to love
every day, in simplicity.
1325
01:32:57,350 --> 01:32:59,682
I want us to love each other forever.
1326
01:32:59,683 --> 01:33:01,849
I want us to argue over the toothpaste,
1327
01:33:01,974 --> 01:33:05,808
or because I don't shop well.
1328
01:33:06,099 --> 01:33:09,392
I want you to see bacteria everywhere
when you clean the house.
1329
01:33:09,517 --> 01:33:11,390
In the bathroom, the kitchen.
1330
01:33:11,391 --> 01:33:15,016
And before I come in,
the bacteria looks at me and says,
1331
01:33:15,017 --> 01:33:17,017
"That guy's gonna catch hell!"
1332
01:33:17,683 --> 01:33:19,349
I want to love you forever.
1333
01:33:19,350 --> 01:33:22,433
I even want you to vacuum
during the Naples games.
1334
01:33:23,933 --> 01:33:25,350
Only the Championship ones!
1335
01:33:26,849 --> 01:33:28,350
I want...
1336
01:33:28,808 --> 01:33:31,265
I want you off my boat.
1337
01:33:31,267 --> 01:33:34,141
If not I'll be getting it from my wife.
1338
01:33:42,267 --> 01:33:43,933
Who are these people?
1339
01:33:43,933 --> 01:33:46,475
- Excuse me, who are you?
- The witnesses.
1340
01:33:47,267 --> 01:33:48,807
For the bride or groom?
1341
01:33:48,807 --> 01:33:52,390
For the accident, we helped them
get the money for their wedding.
1342
01:33:52,392 --> 01:33:54,641
Let me say hello to the bride.
1343
01:33:54,642 --> 01:33:56,974
- A toast!
- Wait!
1344
01:33:56,975 --> 01:33:59,558
A toast to the bride, hurrah!
1345
01:34:07,808 --> 01:34:11,599
The sfogliatelle, sugar-coated almonds...
1346
01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:13,058
Aren't you the princess?
1347
01:34:14,100 --> 01:34:16,599
Yes, but don't tell a soul.
1348
01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:19,808
Sure! Ciro, we won't tell a soul.
1349
01:34:20,308 --> 01:34:24,307
I'm a dimwit, think I'd say,
"The princess is here!"
1350
01:34:28,975 --> 01:34:31,308
Stop, wait.
1351
01:34:42,058 --> 01:34:44,474
Antonio, a photo!
1352
01:34:44,475 --> 01:34:46,225
Stop right there!
1353
01:34:46,725 --> 01:34:49,599
Excuse me, but who are you?
1354
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:52,058
We're the singers' managers.
1355
01:34:53,642 --> 01:34:54,684
They're coming.
1356
01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:57,308
They took me for a hat rack!
1357
01:34:58,475 --> 01:35:00,682
Ladies and gentlemen!
1358
01:35:01,892 --> 01:35:03,559
A great honor!
1359
01:35:03,891 --> 01:35:09,099
The princess made an omelet
with her own hands!
1360
01:35:18,142 --> 01:35:19,684
The singers are here.
1361
01:35:20,183 --> 01:35:22,183
- What?
- The singers.
1362
01:35:23,183 --> 01:35:26,182
So, ladies and gentlemen,
1363
01:35:26,183 --> 01:35:29,225
last but not least, the singers!
1364
01:35:50,100 --> 01:35:53,100
You are distant from my heart
1365
01:35:53,724 --> 01:35:57,391
My thought flies to you
1366
01:35:57,392 --> 01:36:00,808
I want for nothing, hope for nothing
1367
01:36:00,808 --> 01:36:03,891
But to keep you forever by my side
1368
01:36:04,933 --> 01:36:08,141
Feel sure of this love
1369
01:36:08,892 --> 01:36:11,892
Just as I am sure of you
1370
01:36:15,766 --> 01:36:19,391
Oh my life, oh life of mine
1371
01:36:19,392 --> 01:36:22,184
Heart of this heart of mine
1372
01:36:22,974 --> 01:36:26,307
You were my first love
1373
01:36:26,308 --> 01:36:29,182
And will always be my first and last love
1374
01:36:31,892 --> 01:36:33,474
So we'll be living in Naples?
1375
01:36:33,933 --> 01:36:37,725
Yes, how can the people love you
if you don't live among them?
1376
01:36:39,100 --> 01:36:41,806
Sometimes we'll visit
your father at the castle.
1377
01:36:41,807 --> 01:36:45,766
Like for the holidays: Christmas,
New Year's, Easter, Carnival.
1378
01:36:46,100 --> 01:36:50,307
Instead of coming here in July and August,
we'll go to the pool at the castle,
1379
01:36:50,308 --> 01:36:52,975
even if the best months
are June and September.
1380
01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:55,307
So, we'll move into my place?
1381
01:36:56,475 --> 01:36:59,474
I want the kids to grow up in Naples.
1382
01:37:01,100 --> 01:37:03,058
But we can go from time to time.
1383
01:37:04,100 --> 01:37:05,142
And mooch off dad.
1384
01:37:07,308 --> 01:37:08,350
My love...